Bob Allen Would Probably Enjoy Prison, At Least

Don't forget about our other Southern Republican Lawmaker caught engaging in some sort of unpleasant prostitution activity! Florida Rep. Bob Allen will have his day in court on August 23, which we beg CNN to broadcast live.

For the good of a confused nation, we need to hear the undercover cop explain to the court what he explained in the official police report:

Allen engaged me in conversation in which it was agreed that he would pay me $20.00 in order to perform a "blow job" on me. Allen stated that he wanted to ride with him across the river before he performed the act and gave me the money. Before entering Allen's vehicle I identified myself as a police officer and detained him.

Bob Allen Will Have His Day in Court [Queerty]

Earlier: Summer of GOP Perverts Has a New Name


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