Here's a not-exactly-shocking revelation that's still funny to hear, from Evil Bob Novak himself: The Senate GOP leadership has always known that Larry Craig's a closet case. Specifically, they knew he wasn't just a secret gay, but one of those bathroom creeps always chasing cock in public. And this raises an interesting question in this Year Of Our Endless Cummer: How many times has Larry Craig been nabbed by the cops before what made Minneapolis famous made a wreck out of him? How did he cover it up? Bribes? Threats? Murder?

Novak: Senate R's Knew Craig "Had This Problem" [New West]