Bonnie and Cingular: Cell Phone Bandit Caught!

And You Thought Talking And Driving Was AnnoyingThe "cell phone bandit" has been apprehended. Candice R. Martinez, who is alleged to have robbed four area banks without ever getting off the phone, was arrested at 4Am, thus ending her reign as America's most notorious multitasker. No word as to whether she was brought in because of the robberies or because of overcharges. Insert roaming joke here. And you thought talking and driving was annoying.


Suspected 'Cell Phone Bandit' Arrested [AP]

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