Boy, What A Thrilling/Excruciating Athletics Event On Teevee At The Local Baseball Pub Last Night!
- Last night's baseball match went smashingly/terribly—depending on whether you were in a sports bar with mostly blue decorations or mostly red ones. [Reuters]
- Ahmadinejad implied that Iran would do everyone a favor and would indeed be enriching its uranium elsewhere. [New York Times]
- There's not enough Tamiflu for all America's children, which means Obama will have no choice but to murder off what's left of all the vaccineless ones. [Washington Post]
- The Golden Gate Bay Bridge will be closed again today while engineers continue to make sure that it's definitely, like 100% not going to randomly collapse. [CNN]
- Obama spent the morning in Dover, Delaware, honoring fallen troops who were recently killed in Afghanistan. [AP]
- The incompetence deepens: the FAA did not give the military a heads up so quickly after that commercial airliner and its unresponsive pilots went AWOL last week. [WSJ]