Well isn't this fun. The moron tea-sipping CEO of Britishe Petroleumeshire, Tony Hayward, decided to take a Very Serious stroll along the terrifying, ruined oily death-beaches of the Gulf Coast, and then yelled "GET EM OUTTA THERE" at independent media reporters filming the awful, profit-destroying scene. Apparently he only "invited" the cameras for a press conference later, hundreds of yards away, with no oil in sight. Well, sorry to tell you mister fancy Lobsterback queen-fucker, but here in 'Merka we just show up whenever and go nuts. [America Blog]