Rep. Harold Ford tearfully concedes that his interests are as pedestrian and suburban as a normal human American: He is apparently a single man who likes girls and football -- whatever, perv! -- and enjoyed attending a party where both were celebrated, even if he originally denied it.

Next thing you know, he's going to admit to liking Budweiser and hot dogs. Sicko.

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Come on, Harold. Congressmen are supposed to have gay sex with children, beat up drunk gals, marry into Latin American dictatorships, live with their same-sex chiefs of staff, strangle their mistresses, murder their enemies and take millions in bribes from Indian casinos. If you don't have what it takes to be a congressman, you sure as hell don't have what it takes to be a senator.

Ford confirms Playboy party: 'I like football and I like girls' [Raw Story]

Ford says he did attend Playboy party at Super Bowl [The Tennessean]