October 25, 2006 02:49 PM
Brave Congressman Admits He's Not a Perv
Next thing you know, he's going to admit to liking Budweiser and hot dogs. Sicko.
Come on, Harold. Congressmen are supposed to have gay sex with children, beat up drunk gals, marry into Latin American dictatorships, live with their same-sex chiefs of staff, strangle their mistresses, murder their enemies and take millions in bribes from Indian casinos. If you don't have what it takes to be a congressman, you sure as hell don't have what it takes to be a senator.
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