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Braves Manager Bobby Cox Honored By Capitol Hill Pervs

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Baseball manager Bobby Cox of the Atlanta Braves is finally retiring at the end of this year, after winning so many baseball games. He came to Capitol Hill on Tuesday for a reception, with cake, thrown by Sens. Rockefeller and Isakson. (Rockefeller doesn't even represent Georgia! He is just a Rockefeller and can do anything he wants.) But then the cake said "Cocks," a funny word meaning penises or chickens. Bobby Cox was so personally offended that he murdered everyone in the entire United States Capitol, with his cock. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

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