BREAKING: ALBERTO GONZALES LIVES TO JUSTIFY ATROCITIES ANOTHER DAY
Alberto Gonzales would like to let you know what he believes in. Children are our future, accountability, etc. etc. blah blah blah. And he's Mexican! Fuck all y'all!
You jerks were lucky you got that patsy Kiley to resign over the hospital thing -- you're not getting Alberto Gonzales' head too over some bullshit lawyer-firing beef.
So CREW can call for a special prosecutor, but Al's staying put.
Plus, Kyle "Scooter" Sampson's resignation was complete bullshit too. He'll be "transitioning" out of his CoS gig for the next two years. Is Gonzales somehow the smuggest asshole in this administration? Is that even possible?
We'll update this if Gonzo says anything beyond his CEO boilerplate. And what the hell, maybe we'll put up the post we had ready for his resignation too. WE ARE ALL ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY.