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Oh hey, it's time for your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party where we shuffle our iTunes machine and post the first 10 random songs to come up and you tell us what YOU are listening into the comments section. And guess what? Our girlfriend Beyoncé (no offense Jay and also no homo) is on the cover of this month's Elle magazine, talking about what feminism actually means, and finally clearing up what we were all so confused about, if we are idiots. Does Beyoncé's extra badass "Formation" video mean she wants to murder all the policemen and ladies, because she is some sort of terrible person? Here's the answer:

[A]nyone who perceives my message as anti-police is completely mistaken. I have so much admiration and respect for officers and the families of officers who sacrifice themselves to keep us safe. But let's be clear: I am against police brutality and injustice. Those are two separate things. If celebrating my roots and culture during Black History Month made anyone uncomfortable, those feelings were there long before a video and long before me. I'm proud of what we created and I'm proud to be a part of a conversation that is pushing things forward in a positive way.

Oh. Guess that settles that. Time for the Dance Party then! Oh, are we going to start with some classy-cal music up in here, like we're all classy? YES WE ARE!


Here's your song list:

  1. Puccini: La Boheme, Act IV: Duet Rodolfo and Marcello - "In un coupe?...O Mimi tu piu non torni" (Instrumental Version) (Sofia Philharmonic Orchestra)
  2. Ben G - "Random Thoughts 1"
  3. BC Camplight - "Your Daddy Is A Little Girl"
  4. Alanis Morissette - "So Pure"
  5. Cahalen Morrison & Eli West - "Loretta" (Townes Van Zandt cover)
  6. Bobby Rush with Blinddog Smokin' - "Decisions"
  7. Star & Micey - "Mercy" (Ardent Studios sessions)
  8. St. Vincent - "Black Rainbow"
  9. Belle & Sebastian - "This Is Just A Modern Rock Song"
  10. Hiss Golden Messenger - "Jesus Shot Me In The Head"

Here's your music:

And now you are dancing so much and it is embarrassing, like ew.

[Elle]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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