Breaking: Democrats Will Somehow Find Way to Lose Every Seat
You know, we keep forgetting that it's the Democratic Party we're talking about when we make these crazy predictions:
Democrats just concluded a conference call responding to the president's press conference this morning. Unfortunately for anyone hoping for a usable soundbite, the call was a comedy of errors from a technological standpoint -- since reporters' phones were not automatically muted, the call featured, at various points, some guy talking to his car dealer, elevator music from someone's phone being on hold, continuous loud beeping, and odd heavy breathing.
Enjoy the next 15 years of the Bush presidency, everyone!