BREAKING: GOD HATES BLOGS
WHY IS MICHELLE MALKIN MAKING THE BABY JESUS CRY?
That's the question we're forced to ask ourselves after reading (most of -- it's long!) this important investigative piece by the Restored Church of God's "Ambassador Youth"blogwebsite thing.
In it, we learned:
Pedophiles somehow use blogs to talk to your children! Or vice versa. It's kinda likeVideodrome, we think.
"Bullying even takes place between blogs, with some using them to defame or attack other people, or spread other forms of hatred."
"Ask yourself, 'Do I have a tendency to want to have a voice?'" If yes, you're as hellbound as a Hindu baby.
Matthew 12: 36: "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment." So screwed.
Their conclusion: "Let me emphasize that no one--including adults--should have a blog or personal website."
Holy shit, we agree with the fundies.
Blogs -- and God's Youth [Ambassador Youth]