WHY IS MICHELLE MALKIN MAKING THE BABY JESUS CRY?

That's the question we're forced to ask ourselves after reading (most of -- it's long!) this important investigative piece by the Restored Church of God's "Ambassador Youth" blog website thing.

In it, we learned:

• Pedophiles somehow use blogs to talk to your children! Or vice versa. It's kinda like Videodrome, we think.

• "Bullying even takes place between blogs, with some using them to defame or attack other people, or spread other forms of hatred."

• "Ask yourself, 'Do I have a tendency to want to have a voice?'" If yes, you're as hellbound as a Hindu baby.

• Matthew 12:36: "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment." So screwed.

Their conclusion: "Let me emphasize that no one--including adults--should have a blog or personal website."

Holy shit, we agree with the fundies.

Blogs -- and God's Youth [Ambassador Youth]