BREAKING: Hostages at Rite Aid Downtown

Wonkette operatives report that there's a hostage situation at the Rite Aid on on 15th and L -- near the Washington Post Building -- and police have shut down the whole block.

We're not seeing this on the news just yet, but that could be that there's this other terrible tragedy dominating the cycle.

Merry Christmas, everyone.


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