BREAKING: JUDY MILLER VISITED BY JOHN BOLTON?!?!
UPDATE: We called the wrong jail. Ooooh boy. Totally need to leave this reporting to the experts. We'll try again tomorrow.
UPDATE 2: Wouldn't it be funny if this was the same kind of mistake Judy herself made? You know: "Ooops, I meant the WMDs were in IRAN...." Anyway, we're already drunk.
UPDATE 3: Not even in the top ten mistakes Wonkette has ever made.
Arianna Huffington has one of those "delicious, if true" scoops that seem so common in the blogosphere: She, uhm, "reports" that John Bolton "recently took time out of his busy schedule to pay a jailhouse visit to Judy." WOW, huh? SUSPICIOUS! Arianna imagines:
Maybe they swapped notes on Pat Fitzgerald (Judy: “He really got mad when I wouldn’t tell him what he wanted...” Bolton: “...and they say I’ve got a temper!”(laughter all around))Well, this is such an awesome image we had to do one those, oh what's it called, reporting things and call the jail ((703)228-7287).
The nice officer on the phone wouldn't give his name, but he said he had the visitor log in front of him and could tell me if the person I was looking for had signed in. Here's what happened:
WONKETTE: I'm looking for JOHN BOLTON.Gosh, that was fun. Go ahead, try it yourself!
[clickety clack sounds]
OFFICER: You're welcome.
You know what this means, don't you: NOT EVERYTHING WRITTEN ABOUT JUDY MILLER ON THE BLOGS IS NECESSARILY TRUE. Fuck. Also it means there is someone on the earth even lazier than we are. So there, mom.