BREAKING! Nice Christian Lady Gets Satanic Drawing In Starbucks Foam, Remains Calm, Does Not Freak Out!

April 01, 2014 12:33 PM

What is the world even coming to when a nice Catholic Louisiana lady gets a pentagram and a 666 drawn in her Starbucks foam -- and complains gently, mildly, kindly even, without even a threat to sue, boycott, or boycottsue! She doesn't even claim to be persecuted on account of her faith! Shaking my damn head. READ MORE

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

BREAKING! Nice Christian Lady Gets Satanic Drawing In Starbucks Foam, Remains Calm, Does Not Freak Out!

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