BREAKING: Porter Goss Played More Than Cards
Porter Goss has just resigned as director of the CIA, and President Bush has accepted his resgination.
Um, we don't think so. We bet it has something to do with this -- limos, and hookers, and other good stuff.
Bush: "Over the years, I've established a very close personal relationship with Porter." Well, Mr. President, you weren't the only one...
It's hard out there for a john.
Update: More Random Goss Speculation