BREAKING: Samuel Alito Nominated to the Supreme Court
Well, that was quick. Bush just introduced some white guy as his next SCOTUS nom. Well, at least we won't be reading more greeting cards. His heart, however, is complete mystery.
Today's drinking game? Every time you hear "unlike Harriet Miers," take a sip. Every time you hear "in contrast to Harriet Miers," do a shot. Every time you hear "more judicial experience in his pinkie than Harriet Miers has in her whole stooped and shriveled body," pound yourself in the forehead with a copy of Casey v. Planned Parenthood.
Alternate drinking game: Drink every time you hear "indictment of Scooter Libby." Someone has to drive home.