BREAKING: Suspicious Substance In The House

A Wonkette operative alerts us to a major breaking story up on the Hill (we know -- news on the Hill during recess?). E-mail that just went out:

The U.S. Capitol Police are responding to a suspicious substance in the Men's Room Basement South East corner of the Longworth building. All staff and other personnel are directed to avoid this area until further notice.
Right, avoid the area, unless you're the idiot who left your coke there.

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