Breitbart Impeaches President Steve Bannon

We wish you luck in your future endeavors.

BREAKING! MONEY TALKS, AND BULLSHIT WALKS! After Rebekah Mercer pulled her funding, Steve Bannon is out at Dead Breitbart's Home For Beta Cuck Manbabies.

Stephen K. Bannon has stepped down from Breitbart News Network, where he served as Executive Chairman since 2012.

Bannon and Breitbart will work together on a smooth and orderly transition.

Bannon said, “I’m proud of what the Breitbart team has accomplished in so short a period of time in building out a world-class news platform.”

According to Breitbart CEO Larry Solov, “Steve is a valued part of our legacy, and we will always be grateful for his contributions, and what he has helped us to accomplish.”

So much for having his hands back on his weapons. After just five or thirty G&Ts, Bannon dropped his guard and told that devious, globalist deep state writer Jew dude what he really thinks about Donald Trump's idiot spawn.

The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn’t have any lawyers.

Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it’s all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately.

Wait, are you saying that DJ and Jared are dimwitted amateurs, too stupid to even know they were committing treason? Ouch. Better get to groveling, Steve.

Donald Trump, Jr. is both a patriot and a good man. He has been relentless in his advocacy for his father and the agenda that has helped turn our country around.

And???? Come on, Axios is waiting!

My comments were aimed at Paul Manafort, a seasoned campaign professional with experience and knowledge of how the Russians operate. He should have known they are duplicitous, cunning and not our friends. To reiterate, those comments were not aimed at Don Jr.

Well, it was nice of you to debase yourself, buddy.

You broke the first rule of Fucking Moron Club, Steve. YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING MORON! It's fine that we all know he's an illiterate idiot. But we don't say it out loud!

So now you can go be a revolutionary somewhere else, 'cause you and Donny are nevernevernever getting back together. I mean NEVER. All your ratty shirts in the box to the left! Also, too Bye, Felicia!

Thus concludes all our knowledge of popular culture. And Steve Bannon's career. SAD! Pour one out for Ol' Liverspots!

Please make some funnier jokes below in this YOUR OPEN THREAD!!!! And keep watching Evan, who is still blogging the shit out of that Fusion GPS testimony! GO, EVAN, GO!

Follow your FDF on the tweeters!

Give us money! It is always scoop o'clock with these sumbitches!

[NYTimes / Axios / Breitbart]

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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