Bring It On, But Keep the Cicadas Away
We were going to mock Drudge for going with the 75-point type lead, "CHASED BY CICADAS." But then we thought, what the fuck? The president is fleeing from a fucking bug? He must read the Washington Post after all.
'CHASED BY A CICADA' [Drudge]
Get Them Off of Me! [Wonkette]