Bringing World War 3 Back Home
Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House, future presidential candidate, and one of the few men in politics (or elsewhere) who lived out the fantasy of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher," has opened up the home front in World War 3, the conflict that only Newt (and possibly his Venusian overlords, though who knows, maybe he's freelancing on this one, because he's the kind of maverick who dammit plays by his own rules!) knows that we're fighting.
If World War 3 abroad is largely a function of Middle Eastern religious freakazoids with an anti-Israel fixation, the battle on the streets of America is against an even more daunting foe: secularism.
In his latest book [Winning the Future], he details how (if we have the same persistence and courage that the Republican Revolutionaries showed in the 1990s) we can defeat secularism and liberalism and restore American values.
Message for Gen. Gingrich: When a turkey-necked geezer like Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-Conn.) is one of the most-respected liberals around, it's time to declare victory and bring the boys home.--Nick Gillespie