Bristol Palinhas posted a new Facebook post, arguing about something or other with former comedian Margaret Cho, because Bristol wants to stretch out her time on the dancing teevee show into actual celebrity or something, we guess. Cho said some inane, unfunny thing about Bristol, so Bristol used the word "canard" again and also the word "calculus," a subject she didn't take in high school, we presume. (Though she earned that B+ in Basic Canards.) Anyway, Bristol made a joke at the expense of lesbians, according to the Internet. But this "joke" lacks a coherent joke structure, so it is basically a weird comment about lesbian musicians, with the intent for it to be a joke of some kind, probably. Politics. Government. Public affairs.

You say you "don't agree with the family's politics at all" but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.

First of all, "understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you"? Setting aside the grammatical error, what? Just, what? How does conservatism come into play? But also, what is being embraced by "KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert"? Margaret Cho? KD Lang's identity? Hot, naked lesbians? Is the audience embracing KD Lang, by giving her flannel friendship bands? This is not a joke because it has no internal logic. It is an incomplete comparison.

P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off.

A night off from unemployment? Yes, we could all use that, really.

This was what was really of interest to us:

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend.

If Margaret Cho ever has a question, she is allowed to call Bristol Palin her girlfriend. But will she have other lesbiany girlfriend privileges? Please let us know, whichever intern at the Palin ghostwriting shop is writing these things.

Anyway, tax-cut bar graphs, amiright? Those entitlement forecasts are quite a doozy. [Facebook]