Brokedown Wonk Palace! Your Open Thread!
What's that? That's the #Wonkebago, broken down at the side of the road 42 miles from Laurel, MT. Don't worry! Dogs, babbies, husbands and editrii are fine and warm in a Best Western somewhere, and we DIDN'T EVEN DIE. Is the Wonkebago fine? No idea, the Ford place can't even look at it till 2 p.m. Friday.
Are we still coming to DC to join up with the Women's March, and buy you beers and platters during the Inauguration, during which, together, we will throw shit at the bar TV?
HELL YEAH. NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER DRIVE ALL NIGHT I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
Or something, I don't know, FINGERS CROSSED, FUCKERS.
Wonkette out, commence open thread.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.