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What's that? That's the #Wonkebago, broken down at the side of the road 42 miles from Laurel, MT. Don't worry! Dogs, babbies, husbands and editrii are fine and warm in a Best Western somewhere, and we DIDN'T EVEN DIE. Is the Wonkebago fine? No idea, the Ford place can't even look at it till 2 p.m. Friday.

Are we still coming to DC to join up with the Women's March, and buy you beers and platters during the Inauguration, during which, together, we will throw shit at the bar TV?

HELL YEAH. NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER DRIVE ALL NIGHT I CAN'T DRIVE 55!

Or something, I don't know, FINGERS CROSSED, FUCKERS.

Wonkette out, commence open thread.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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