January 19, 2007 06:14 PM
Sam Brownback is still running for President! The Senator from somewhere white will announce tomorrow, two days before the anniversary of Roe v Wade, the one thing he hates more than homosexuals.
The guy is a complete nut who rambles about saving "snowflake babies" and spends nights in prisons but he also aligned himself with Congressional Democrats in opposition to the Iraq war, so there's a slim chance he might actually win the nomination depending on how these next two years go. Get ready for the president with the dirtiest-sounding name since Harding!
Brownback, Set to Launch GOP White House Bid, Will Fight From the Right [CQPoilitics]