People of Southern California who are on fire: Have no fear, for disaster relief (in the form of a human disaster) is on the way! Former FEMA Director Michael "Heckuva Job" "Brownie" "Abortion of a Human" Brown, the guy who hosted a Hurricane Party with fresh margs for himself during Katrina, is hopping on a jet plane to SoCal and will fix you AND your forests. Shit, he might even bring a hose! See, he's not so incompetent when it's white people asking for disaster relief.

Brownie, You've Got a Heckuva Job [WSJ via Political Machine]