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Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!), is by far the thing about poor Ryan and Ammon Bundy, and how they filed a lawsuit about how they're being denied their Second Amendment rights, and all their other rights too, in jail. AWWWWWWWWW. Dickbrains.

We will tell you ALL the top ten stories of the week in a second, BUT FIRST. If you love your Wonkette SO MANY BUNCHES YOU CANNOT EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO EXPRESS IT, and you are looking for something to do with the extra Memorial Day cash your gramma slipped you, we have an idea! Click this linky to toss us $5, $10 or $25, to support the very hard work we do for you every day! It takes MONEYS to make this Wonket thing happen every week, and also lots of time. So please help! By clicking here!

While you are pulling out your wallet, here's one more pic of Donna Rose The Wonkette Baby, dressed as a lion again, because it is so SCARY.

YOU CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.

Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!

1. We just told you the top story is about the Bundy boys' lawsuit, but if you are the opposite of an elephant who never forgets, here it is again.

2. A Memphis principal had to lay the smack down on a racist asshole who just couldn't STAND how a murder victim's one-year-old son was going to receive her high school diploma in her place.

3. Awwwww, did you hear about how Oklahoma is going to impeach President Obama? SO CUTE!

4. If Ann Coulter has to hear about the Jews ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, oh my god. Well, she's not going to be happy.

5. Holy shit, Megan McArdle. For real, holy shit.

6. Coming in 6th is last week's Deleted Comments, where we got all these GRRR ANGRY comments about Hillary and Bernie. No idea why.

7. Did you see warrior goddess Elizabeth Warren destroy the fuck out of Donald Trump? SEE IT AGAIN!

8. This guy, who kept a teen girl shackled in his basement, has some 'PINIONS about Target's bathroom policy, yessiree he does!

9. Oh, now we remember why we got all those mean Deleted Comments. It was this post, about Bernie, appearing in the top ten for the second week in a row.

10. Shrieking meth banshee Michelle Malkin made a VERY ANGRY list of all the various boobies she's seen lately, which make her VERY ANGRY.

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While you are doing that (AND SCROLLING BACK UP TO GIVE US $5, $15, or $25 BUCKS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY) here is another Wonk Baby picture, of Donna in a very cute outfit:

 

OK bye, it is the holiday weekend, and we have to go away now. Don't do anything we wouldn't do on yr day off!

Love,

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Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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