Bush 41, Rev. Moon Almost Tragically Burned To Death

How much fun was last night's Washington Times 25th anniversary rave? The sexy action got so hot that a fire alarm went off and BFFs George H.W. Bush 41 and Reincarnated Jesus H. Christ Reverend Sun Myung Moon were forced to briefly evacuate the party, along with the other 1,500 Moonies and WashTimes employees.


Bush 41 and Rev. Moon have been sweet on each other ever since the cult leader killed the Washington Times investigation of a male-child prostitute ring being run out of the Reagan-Bush White House in the 1980s. The best friends reportedly own giant adjoining ranches in Paraguay, and Poppy Bush has also accompanied Moon on South American vacations.

Fire alarm disrupts Washington Times gala [WND]

Earlier: Lonely Shut-ins Wish the Wash 'Times' a Very Happy Birthday

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