November 22, 2006 12:10 PM
Bush Gets Some Turkeyneck Action
He doesn't much care for pardoning humans, but George W. has once again taken part in the tired, joyless tradition of releasing a pair of gruesomely obese turkeys that were specifically bred to be eaten.
In 20 years, these turkeys will be Neil Bush Jr.'s Secretary of Defense and Vice President.
President Pardons Turkeys [Washington Post]