May 14, 2007 02:49 PM
Bush Hopes Magic Iraqi Spells Will Bewitch Americans
Quiz time! In this AP photograph, our increasingly unhinged president is:
a) Unsure of how to use chopsticks.
b) Casting an enchantment spell to get his approval ratings higher than 30%.
c) Pretending to conduct an orchestra in Jamestown after he pushed aside the real conductor.
Yes, the answer is C. There is no prize, only continuing horror and shame.