Bush Neighbor Fires Shots Into the Air For No Metaphorical Reason At All
A brain-teaser from the Crawford circus:
Reporter: Larry, why did you shoot the gun?"Practicing for dove season" -- well, that seems pretty straightforward. What other message could there be? If only doves were a well-recognized symbol for something...
Mattlage: Well, I'm getting ready for dove season and you all are still gonna' be here, I'm practicin'.
Reporter: Was there another message involved in the gunshot?
Mattlage: You figure it out for yourself.