Montana's Top Federal Judge Says Obama's Mom Screwed Dogs
The top federal judge in Montana simply does not care for America's federal president, Barack Obama. That's why he hadno choice but to send a racist email that suggests Barack Obama is black because his white mother was impregnated by a ... dog. A black dog, we guess? “The only reason I can explain it to you is I am not a fan of our president," Bush-nominated federal judge Richard Cebull said instead of apologizing.
While local GOP public officials are primarily known for forwarding stupid racist emails about the president because of the sin of his race, most stick to the common redneck themes of watermelons and monkeys and African tribes.
Judge Cebull, however, is a maverick. His racist email adds canines to the mix, literally:
“A little boy said to his mother, ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’ ”
It's funny, you see, because black people are animals! Luckily, Montana's top federal judge explained that he is not at all racist. He simply does not care for the president, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Barack Obama was made from the semen of a dog.
“The only reason I can explain it to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan,” Cebull said. “I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.”
Why does Barack Obama want to keep patriots like Judge Richard Cebull from speaking their minds? [Billings Gazette]