Bush Puts Retard On Panel

Maybe he'll one day learn to wear one shirt at a time - WonketteAmerican Idol loser Clay Aiken will be appointed to the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, according to a White House announcement yesterday.

Nobody will say why Aiken was singled out, or exactly what "intellectual disability" he suffers, but we wish him success ... not musical success, because he sucks, but some kind of vague success. Like not drowning or whatever. We hope he does not drown.

'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush [AP]


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