Bush Twins Spread Trademark Chaos in Latin America
ABC reports that Barbara Bush was the victim of a purse-snatcher in Buenos Aires, Argentina. In the middle of a restaurant, right under the noses of the Secret Service. Who've been having troubles of their own:
A Secret Service agent on the advance detail got into an "altercation" with someone after a night out and was badly beaten, according to the law enforcement reports.
Both twins are in Argentina, though no one will say why. Across America, normal families of rich white people are heading home to celebrate our victory over the savage Indians with a commemorative feast, but the Bush family is apparently dispatching two of its more disposal members to find South American hiding places should the indictments start coming down.
First Daughter Barbara Robbed in Argentina [The Blotter]