When people who've been naked on the cover of Vanity Fair talk politics, America listens -- how else do you think we got into Iraq but for Demi Moore's tireless lobbying? Today's critic of the administration: Scarlett Johansson. The popular-but-not-really-that-good actress thinks the President has unrealistic views of sex. Not the kind of unrealistic views propagated by Johansson's cartoonishly voluptuous figure and breathy sex-kitten public persona, but the kind where no one uses birth control or has sex outside of marriage.
Johansson says: "We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our president had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all.
"Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."
First Jessica Simpson, now Scarlett Johansson. Bush is sure to be impeached any day now, and then tried for high crimes by the bustiest tribunal ever.
