Call Off Your Dogs! Ted Nugent 'Apologizes'! (Hahahahaha Of Course He Doesn't)
Mistakes were made, everyone.

"I do apologize -- not necessarily to the President -- but on behalf of much better men than myself," Nugent said, calling the comments "streetfighter terminology."

"I apologize for using the term," Nugent said. "I will try to elevate my vernacular to the level of those great men that I'm learning from in the world of politics."

To echo the immortal apology delivered by Shia LeBeouf, we have one for Ted Nugent of our very own: "If we called anyone a bigot who isn't a bigot, we apologize."


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