The official Kerry trucker hat is bad enough.

But this. . .

You cannot convince me that anyone who wears these hats would actually vote. . . I mean, they still think it's 2001, right?

Embroidered Mesh Hat [KerryGear.com]

Trucker Hats [One Horse Shy]

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