Can Somebody Hold Nancy Pelosi's Beer While She Dick-Punches Trump Some More?
Y'all saw that crazy shit that happened at the White House today when Chuck 'n' Nancy went to visit Trump to talk about averting a government shutdown, and Chuck 'n' Nancy ended up playing foosball with Trump's face while he screamed "WALL!" over and over again? It was so great.
During the meeting, Trump interrupted Pelosi a whole lot, and she responded by not giving a fuck and making fun of him to his face about how all she does is win, while Trump was left to whine about how nobody ever talks about how "he" won the Senate for the GOP. (The Senate election schedule, which heavily favored Republicans in the 2018 midterms, won the Senate for the GOP.)
When Pelosi walked out of the White House, she looked like some kinda badass spy walking away at the perfect moment, right before the building explodes. (We are not saying Nancy Pelosi blowed up the White House! OK fine, she did it WITH VOTES.)
But Pelosi's day of dick-punching Trump right in his orange face was not over!
After she walked away all fuckin' badass-like, she went back to the Capitol, where she put on a fresh dick-punching glove and DID IT AGAIN during a Democratic caucus meeting:
"It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing," said the California congresswoman.
NANCY PATRICIA D'ALESANDRO PELOSI!
Did you really just dick-punch Trump, by making fun of his weird little Lollipop Guild Yeti Pubes Mario Kart dick? Yep, you sure did!
Well played, Madam!
She also said some other amazing things in the meeting, as reported by Politico:
Trump "must have said the word 'wall' 30 times," the House minority leader said, according to multiple sources in the room.
"I was trying to be the mom," she added, but "it goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you."
Hahahaha, Nancy Pelosi, you are gross and weird and now we are going to call him President Skunk Tinkler.
The Washington Post notes that Pelosi has made this "manhood" comment about Trump's sad, weak and whiny fucking titty baby obsession with his beloved wall in the past, during an event at Harvard this past October.
Pelosi added in the caucus meeting that she was pretty happy they got President Word Vomit to admit that if the government shuts down, it's his damn fault. That was pretty funny, and it'll be great footage for political ads.
This is why Nancy Pelosi is the once and future speaker of the House of Representatives, and also of YOUR FACE. Or at least one of the many reasons.
OK, you may have an OPEN THREAD.
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