SAD GIRL


Ann? Hi, it's your friendly neighborhood Wonkette. We HATE your racist, homophobic, xenophobic, lying ass. You are one of the literal worst people in all of America.

But you know how we bleeding heart liberals are. We like to exact revenge on our right-wing asshole countrymen by voting the people they like out of office and replacing them with people WE like, so we can stick it to the wingnuts by ... MAKING SURE THEY HAVE HEALTHCARE! And making education accessible for everybody! You know, shitty things like that.

Point is, we are all human beings and we love human beings, even when they are garbage human beings, and this is worrisome:

Ann! Are you OK? Like, we know your heart is not OK and your soul is not OK and your brain is not OK but Ann, are you OK?

Is anyone out there a "friend" or "acquaintance" or "telemarketer who has Ann Coulter on their list" who can check and make sure she's OK today?

Hopefully (HOPEFULLY) everything is fine, because 20 minutes later, Coulter tweeted this:

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

Follow him on Twitter RIGHT HERE.

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