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Can Someone Send This Girl Directions To Zoo Bar, Please?

We tend to think of Washington as pretty tame, most of the time -- as drunk as Hill staffers can get, there's something quaint about the fact that they sometimes forget to loosen their ties before passing out in the street. But some poor newcomer to the area has other dreams, apparently:


Just moved here from Phoenix, and now that all of my stuff is unpacked, I'm ready for some furry fun! ... Maybe not all of you know what a furry is...since DC is a very open-minded and diverse place, I'll go ahead and tell you, maybe there's some fine furry out there who just doesn't know his kink yet! ... (Yes, my panda suit is crotchless, please make sure your suit is too!)

In costume, I'm a 5'6" slender pink panda. I had my suit custom-made...I'm sure you will not find another in DC like it!

Yeah, we're, uh, pretty sure you won't, either. We don't know how this chick got the idea that D.C. is open-minded and diverse, but we're hoping someone steps up so she isn't disappointed -- when slender pink pandas get those sad looks on their faces, it just breaks your heart...

Any Furries Out There? [Craigslist]

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