Capital Club Pride!
You can never be too careful these days, which is why the polo-shirt-wearin' cover-band-lovin' young Republicans of the Capital Club have been instructed by somebody -- lawyer? daddy? -- to Remove the phrase "one of the foremost and respected clubs nationwide" and replace it with the sadly modest "a nationally recognized organization."
Maybe they'll get around to that one day ... after this next Journey song.
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