Carla, Honey, Watch Out!
Hey, Carla, I know we've never really talked. I don't want you to think I'm one of those exes who is all jealous of the new woman, and you're at least the second one since Nick and I called it quits. But, seriously, honey, all the Egyptian vacations in the world might not be able to make this particular guy be faithful right now. I mean, he seems like he's lining them up pretty far in advance, if the following picture is any guide.
See? Just, you know, be careful
[Pictures courtesy of the AP]