Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong "you can't make fun of my hair because I had cancer" privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What's Carly's excuse? Oh gosh, she didn't know those broadcast microphones and video cameras pointed at her were turned on. Watch the shameful video.

Before the rude jackass remarks about Boxer -- who has normal political lady hair -- you must endure several minutes of Fiorina's banal blabbing about Sean Hannity while she fiddles with her Blackberry and dismisses emails from people praising her appearance on Fox News. Entitled much, Carly?

Regardless of her unfortunate experience with "chemo hair," Carly Fiorina is a cretin. [New York Daily News]