Carly Fiorina Steals Some Pre-Schoolers For Pro-Life Photo-Op
Sorry, I just needed to exploit your kids for a little while
The alleged ambush occurred when Fiorina hosted a “right to life” forum at the Greater Des Moines botanical garden. Entering the rally, before a crowd of about 60 people, she directed around 15 young children towards a makeshift stage.
The problem, one parent said, was that the children’s parents had not given Fiorina permission to have their children sit with her – in front of a huge banner bearing the image of an unborn foetus – while she talked about harvesting organs from aborted babies.
We realize that forcing a bunch of pre-schoolers on a field trip to look at pretty flowers 'n' stuff to instead listen to Carly Fiorina screech at them about dead baby bits -- have you kids WATCHED THE VIDEO yet? -- doesn't amount to the level of outrageous depravity and lack of moral character as, say, providing legal healthcare to women. But, and we're just spitballing here, it seems the damage done to these actual children might be a little worse than the fictional damage done to imaginary aborted babies that exist only in Fiorina's pathological imagination.
What say you, Chris Beck, whose four-year-old son was hijacked by Fiorina?
“Taking them into a pro-life/abortion discussion [was] very poor taste and judgment,” Beck said. “I would not want my four-year-old going to that forum – he can’t fully comprehend that stuff. He likes dinosaurs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Transformers.”
What the hell kind of liberal pussy Democrat baby-hater Mr. Beck is raising? He'd rather play Teenage Transformer Ninja T-Rex than hear the gory details of a medical procedure and be forced to stare at huge blown-up pictures of fetuses, like the ones on display at Carly's forum? Pfffft and for shame, Mr. Beck. Besides, those kids chose, of their own free four-year-old will, to attend:
In answer to a detailed series of questions from the Guardian, a Fiorina spokeswoman said in an emailed statement: “We were happy that these children chose to come to Carly’s event with their adult supervisor.”
Hey kids, you wanna explore this botanical garden, or do you want to meet Carly Fiorina (a name every pre-schooler in America knows, of course) and learn about how babies are murdered after they are born by eeeeeeevil doctors named Hillary Clinton?
Pretty obvious what the answer is there. And with this kind of classy pro-family pro-child cheap trick, Carly is sure to win the hearts and minds of Iowa voters now.