The leader of the Mid-Atlantic chapter of the RNC's corrupt "Young Eagles" program is not some young staffer trying to move up the ranks. It is someone who actually owns the ranks, as well as America, and the rest of us are just guests: "'My ancestors, actually, weren't on the Mayflower. They sent the servants over first to get the cottage ready.' ... That's from the Facebook page of J. Roby Penn IV, the 29-year-old oil-and-gas heir who serves as the mid-Atlantic director of the RNC's Young Eagles program." So basically the Young Eagles are LNS, but ten times richer. Don't take that too hard, LNS! [TPM]