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Casting Camelot Two

So when is the bias-hunting Media Research Center gonna pop a cap in WP style writer Robin Givhan's well-clad ass? Sure, she got all wriggly about Condi dominatrix duds, but not so long after she berates the Veep for wearing "the kind of attire one typically wears to operate a snow blower," she declares that the Roberts family is dressed nice... a little too nice. Admittedly, we don't know much about fashion (no white chaps after Labor Day, right?), but we had no idea that a Talmudic reading of "appropriate attire" could, in fact, discern attire so appropriate it becomes inappropriate:


Dressing appropriately is a somewhat selfless act. It's not about catering to personal comfort....But the Roberts family went too far... In their attire, there was nothing too informal; there was nothing immodest. There was only the feeling that, in the desire to be appropriate and respectful of history, the children had been costumed in it.
It's true, we heard their first choice were matching smocks sewn from Bancroft first editions.

Actually, Givhan has something of a point: The Roberts family were in costume. Wonkette operatives have figured out who they were dressed as, too. Talk about sucking up the Dems.

Surecoincidencesure
And, sure, coming on like Jack Kennedy is one way to appeal to us. But we liked it better when he was gay.

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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