Well, that tears it. Cuban Communist nightmare thug Fidel Castrowrote a sympathetic newspaper column about our president, which means that Obama must resign immediately. "The extreme right hates him for being African-American and fights what the president does to improve the deteriorated image of that country," Castro wrote. Right at this moment, legions of angry wingnuts are printing out this column as definitive proof that garden variety liberal bleeding hearts are in league with Latin American dictators. [Reuters]