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Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain's Vice President Until November

In the sun, in the sun I feel as one ... MARRIED, BURIED ....Orange-skinned Florida "bachelor 4 life" Charlie Crist is the latest in Florida's long line of moderate Republican politicians who live swinging, middle-aged male lives without women. But he apparently really wants to lose with John McCain this fall, so he has announced the impending tinkle of little wedding bells!


Charlie was married for like five days way back in 1980, but that didn't work out so well, due to differences between Charlie and the lady, whoever she was. He had some fake girlfriend last year; we don't remember what happened to her. And there was that one time Jeb Bush called a reporter a jackass for asking about Crist's sexytime or something.

His new gal pal is ... eh, read the story, we are late for dinner. Happy July the 3rd leading to the July 4 holiday weekend, everybody!!

Crist is engaged [TampaBay.com]

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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