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Charlie Crist Will Win the Old Fashioned Way: By Rescuing All Florida Voters From Car Crashes

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Why is Charlie Crist no longer welcome in the Republican Party? Because, when confronted by a common Waffle House employee pinned in a car crash, Crist failed to laugh at the man's predicament or throw a dollar bill at him, "for health care." Instead, Crist comforted the man and offered him water. Why doesn't Charlie Crist know that working-class people are just supposed to die in the street while lower-middle-class white people laugh and hold up signs about socialism?


CBS 4 in Pensacola reports that Crist was headed to the Naval Air Station there when his car came upon a rollover accident scene. Charlie got out, talked to the guy -- who apparently wasn't gushing blood or anything -- and waited there until the ambulances arrived.

"I was in an accident once in high school. I was in an SUV. It flipped and went into a ditch. You'll be OK," Crist reportedly told the Waffle House worker. Why does Charlie Crist support socialism when a real man like Marco Rubio would've sent the guy back to Cuba? [CBS 4 Pensacola via Wonkette Operative "Monsieur Grumpe"]

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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