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Chelsea Clinton Gets Married, Pizza Chain Sends Grease Pies

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America's queen of hearts, Chelsea Clinton, got married today! It's about time, right? Bristol Palin will probably be on her third or fourth "old man" by the time she's 30 years old. Anyway, we forgot to cover this wedding of an adult person, even though it is true that her mom is secretary of state and her dad used to have some job in politics or on Wall Street, can't remember what. Maybe a marketing firm will send us some pictures we can post that have some tangential relationship to the subject of "Chelsea Clinton's wedding."


Yes! Thank you, marketing firm contracted by a fast-food franchise! It is awesome that this marketing firm sent corn-syrup/pig-anus grease cake to Chelsea Clinton's wedding! We bet the wealthy Stanford/Oxford graduate/vegetarian and her observant Jewish husband just ate the fuck out of this oily slob food covered in, as we mentioned, pig anus.

Congratulations, Chelsea, and to the guy you married! [New York Times]

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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Screenshot- Right Wing watch via Fox News
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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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