OMG CHILD READS AIR TRAFFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO PILOTS KILL THEM ALL
Whoa boy looks like somebody actually did that "Take Your Child To Work Day" thing instead of leaving the children where they belong, eating Domino's in front of the teevee all day. And now there is going to be HELL TO PAY, fucking people.
Lives will be RUINED, do you understand? Parents fired, everybody who knew about it sent to sex-offender prison, the child himself put on fifty untested new brain drugs and sent to a home for aborted children, the end, the end of this OUTRAGE, let's keep America first and our priorities STRAIGHT. Anybody thinking about letting their kid answer the phone at work or something is going to be tortured to death. GOT IT? [YouTube/NBC New York]