Child Superdelegate Dumps Chelsea, Endorses Obama

Chelsea Clinton recently went on a much-publicized breakfast date with Jason Rae, the 21-year-old Democratic superdelegate college student, in an attempt to sway him towards Camp Hillary. Something went wrong -- too much teeth, perhaps? -- and he's decided to endorse Barack Obama. According to Rae, "It is a difficult choice for anyone, but in the end, the choice for me has become clear. I am proudly supporting Senator Barack Obama." Aww poor Chels! Practice on a banana, sweetheart, and forget Jason Rae ever existed. [CNN]

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